Hartford Wolf Pack vs Laval Rocket
A lava rocket would be a formidable opponent– imagine a bunch of big guys on skates firing liquid hot magma out of the tops of their heads? Crazy sauce. But alas, these Rockets are just from Laval (which is a city in Quebec, Canada, where they play a lot of hockey because instead of volcanoes shooting lava they have frozen lakes and stuff). Wolf Pack vs. Laval Rocket seems like less of a fire risk.